DIMEYEZ: A mission statement

Some of my many fans have asked: HEY TRIPP WHY DO YOU NEED TO START A BLOG EXPOUNDING YOUR UNQUESTIONED GREATNESS WHEN IT IS SO CLEARLY APPARENT ALREADY JUST BY BASKING IN YOUR LUMINOSITY WHICH STRETCHES FROM HERE TO AKRON OHIO? 

Well my answer to them is this: 
DIMEYEZ is more than a blog, 
dIMeyez is a magazine
diMEyez is a movement 
dimeYEz is a way of life

dimeyez will shine like a beacon of hope to all who need it
dimeyez will be a gathering point for the sick and weary 
dimeyez will be an exclusive club for the feisty and ferocious 
dimeyez will be like a dove, released from its cage, fluttering upward towards the heavens only to be sucked into a jet engine. But then the dove will be reborn as a badass pigeon with a heart of gold and a shimmering silver aardvark friend named PETE SANCHEZ. 

dimeyez will be a new cultural touchstone, a voice for all those previously voiceless. 
DIMEYEZ is a town center, only the town is planet earth, and planet earth is really Atlantis

With dimeyez I will become the editor of a magazine, but that magazine publishes hope, and I'm not going to edit anything.

With dimeyez you will become the brave patrons of a new wilderness of the heart

SUBMIT CONTENT: 
submissions@dimeyez.com
dim your eyes. abandon logic. join the movement. 


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